A Free Crappy Portrait
Submitted by Wild Bill on 15 June 2011 - 11:44amPosted in: /
MASSIVE SURGE IN INTEREST IN MUMMY SAYS I'M SPECIAL DUE TO APPEARANCE ON INTERNET WEBSITE FREE CRAPPY PORTRAITS DOT COM.
Examine the fizzle here http://www.freecrappyportraits.com/fcp/2011/6/13/the-handsome-one.html
How to do it proper
Submitted by Wild Bill on 20 February 2011 - 6:44pmPosted in: /
It is a known fact that Mummy Says I'm Special rock a live set harder than Libyan police quash a block party.
The Mummy Says I'm Special inbox is currently overflowing with messages from other bands desperate for advice on to how to up their fucking game. These bands are right to be concerned. Mummy Says I'm Special is taking over.
For most of these bands it is too late. Mummy Says I'm Special has already made them obsolete. However, in order to alleviate strain on the Mummy Says I'm Special mailserver we have decided to share our top 10 tips on how to rock the fuck out and leave your audience pleading for more. Your band probably needs to pay attention to this. Read on for career saving advice.
Filthy Slander
Submitted by Wild Bill on 23 November 2010 - 9:25pmPosted in: /
We dun got interviewed all up on Sir Doozealot's Podcast yo. He has slandered us good and proper and will feel the full wrath of the Mummy Says I'm Special legal department.
Whilst we come across as our normal, erudite, charming selves, this Doozer chancer makes several baseless accusations during the process of the interview, namely thus:
WE GUNNING FOR YOU JAMIE T
Submitted by Wild Bill on 23 October 2010 - 3:56pmPosted in: /
It is a known fact that Mummy Says I'm Special have numerous celebrity fans, such as Helen Flanagan and Lizo Mzimba. Most of our celebrity fans are a decent bunch and respect our boundaries. However some, such as Shockwaves NME Awards winner Jamie T, cannot help themselves and take things too far.
THIS IS HOW WE ROLL ON THE INTERNET
Submitted by Wild Bill on 29 September 2010 - 1:20amOk, Am bored of fucking around with this site. It is go live time.
I'll get round to adding more music and ting later.
I may even bother checking the site in Internet Explorer 7 at some point. But if you're using IE6 you can go fuck yourself. You spastic. Update your cunting browsers.
MUMMY SAYS I'M SPECIAL IN FULL EFFECT. BUY SOME FUCKING MERCHANDISE. COME TO OUR GIGS.
THIS AINT ART, THIS AINT FREE, WE AINT A MOTHERFUCKING CHA-RI-TY.
